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About Simonich

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  1. And to think I started all this detailed discussion by a shitpost
  2. i just pretend that cataclysm/MoP never happened. (especially WoD, alternate universes? you fucked up blizzard)
  3. Someone stole my idea and made it a thread on reddit too!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/5gupfd/remove_alliance/ find my comment under the username "kromgal" and help me claim my glory of shitposting back!
  4. A member of the alliance is a humanoid, which belongs to the following races : Humans, Dwarves, Gnomes, Night Elves. It is sincerely my opinion, that this organization as a whole, is blatantly treacherous. Azeroth would be only benefited from the absence of this faction. A false sense of nobility runs in their veins, even the great shamans of The Horde can feel the satisfaction of mother earth, when the filthy blood of the Alliance members is spilled on the ground. Making great speeches of compassion and loyalty, while hypocritically, you may see the phrase "Every man for himself" going along quite well with their actions! The irony truly hurts me, as they march under the name of the "Alliance", at the same time as each race mistrusts each other! It is why, I myself do my best to put great effort in the war against this bunch of false-hearted bandits, who pollute the great land of kalimdor, as they march with their greedy ambitions in mind! All the great members of the truly united horde, should grab arms and combat this plague called "The Alliance", as it is our greatest enemy, above all others! No sign of benevolence must be shown at these pathetic excuses of humanoids! The horde shall march under one flag and one common belief, and smash this insidious enemy with an iron fist! Glory upon every distinguished member of the horde!
  5. REMOVE ALLIANCE remove alliance you are worst alliance. you are the alliance idiot you are the alliance smell. return to stromwind. to our stormwind cousins you may come our faction. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,ironforge we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole alliance stink stormwind sqhipere shqipare..alliance genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead alliance..ahahahahahIRONFORGE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 3rd stress test .darnassus we kill the king , darnassus return to your precious tree of life….hahahahaha idiot alliance and human smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ALLIANCE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. orc+troll+tauren+undead=kill alliance…you will second war/ thrall alive in orgrimmar, thrall making album of orgrimmar . fast lightning chain thrall horde. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of thrall… you are ppoor stink alliance… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt thrall alive numbr one #1 in horde ….fuck the stormwind ,..FUCKk ashol alliance no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and fatcion. trall aliv and real strong shaman kill all the alliance farm boar with lightning chain magic now we the hord rule .ape of the zoo higlord bovlar fordragon fukc the great onyxia and lay egg this egg hatch and alliance wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of boar. horde greattst facteon
  6. Just wanted to mention, since each ticket is 200 and you need 20000$, that means you need to sell 100 tickets, not 200.
  7. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  8. My UI? Hahahahahahahaha
  9. Even if I think devs will refuse to do this, I'd definetily love something like this. It's very easy to do. You can easily switch the server mode from "PVP" to "FFA". And it will be done very rarely. Say, it will last for 2 hours. People will be warned, whoever really wants to avoid this can just not be around for these 2 hours every one entire year, but yeah.. It's a great idea imo, but ofcourse, doubt they'll do it. Still good to fantasize tho
  10. Killerduki? Is that you?
  11. You will serve the horde! Or be crushed beneath it!
  12. I will make a horde military guild and recruit many people who would like to give the path of war and glorious world-pvp a try. Once server launches, you will be seeing me at elwynn forest with 40+ other hordies lurking and provoking war. I will grind and try to level sort of effectively, however, I will never miss the chance for World-PvP, there will be at least WPvP event each day in my guild, raids against redridge, duskwood, stranglethorn vale as we level up, we will enjoy the glory of war. Basically I will always start events and fill 40man raids for any sort of assault against the alliance, but whenever i put time for leveling, I will try do it effectively so i wont fall way too behind. I will probably grind whilr im occupied with recruitment 24/7 I will put lots of effort to spread the word of this guild everywhere on the horde side, so that whoever could potentially be interested in this way of playing the game, would have the option of joining us. Once we reach max-level, we will do dungeons and raids together as a guild, progressing through content. But world-pvp events will be always done, and are above PvE as priority. PvE will be done cause it offers gear but also teaches discipline, these things will come handy in our encounters against the Alliance (but generally i find really fun if done with your guildies). To make it clear, what we definetily will NOT be looking for are raid-loggers. I dont believe in pure PvEing, without any sort of community events. My ultimate ambition is to get to the point where I can create 40-man world-pvp events with my guild, with people decently equipped, well-disciplined and at least above averagely skilled, that will be determined to scour zones from our enemies, The Alliance, and that will gladly invade capital cities along my side. Hell, getting to that point sounds almost impossible, but the road there definetily be a great adventure, as it also relies on other people, having my companions progress and learn, will give satisfaction to me aswell. We will all be in it together In nostalrius, even if I have made countless mistakes in the way I handled my guilds, we still had a pretty nice community. People you saw and knew that each one of them had a unique personality. People I enjoyed world-pvping with. Where you also felt satisfaction when another guildie won loot. Even with the heavy flaws in my leadership, I still ended up being able to make events with 15 max-leveled guildies, invading Stormwind or other high-level zones. And 40-man raids in redridge, with the majority being levelers who were members of our leveling subguilds. I'm more experienced at guild leadership now, i've learned from mistakes. I wonder what I can manage this time.. I really just want crestfall right now
  13. Darkrasp = Trump confirmed