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Draneis are goat descent?

We know the tauren are descent from cows this is a popular knowledge. But the question here is dranei is a descent from goat?

I think... In a dark night a drunk human, who can't find a chick, when he walk to home he find a sexy goat and fuck with her to relax his soldier. and after nine moths a dranei comes to the world.

Discuss.

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Bipedal human-like creature + space Goat + squid like thing...those tentacle thingies on their neck/face...what are they? Tendrils? What function do they serve? 

We may never know...

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What's more alarming are the quilboar encampment the barrens. On one side, you have a orc settlement (crossroads), on the other you have the quilboar pig/humanoid hybrid) camps. Now... What rests on the middle?.. A population of various animals including, but not limited to, the fucking mottled boar, that's what! From this, the only logical conclusion is the orcs, at some point, went balls deep into some pork and, being filth themselves, shared enough genetic similarities with the pig to  allow the production of the abomination that is the quilboar. Just my two cents. 💕 

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First rule of crossbreeding on Azeroth. You do not talk about crossbreeding on Azeroth. 

 

:ph34r:

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These theories are so lore-defying that I almost confused them for the new Blizzard canon.

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On 12/31/2016 at 3:38 PM, Cometin said:

We know the tauren are descent from cows this is a popular knowledge. 

 

We don't know. We're descended from the Earth Mother, so unless you're calling the Earth Mother a cow you're off to a losing start. We don't do Darwin on Azeroth.

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10 hours ago, Xaverius said:

These theories are so lore-defying that I almost confused them for the new Blizzard canon.

Beautiful.

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My guess with the spacegoats is that since the Eredar were originally conceived as the evil geniuses that corrupted Sargeras (rather than the Dreadlords, I think it was later changed to), then whatever artwork that would've been associated with Archimonde or Kil'Jaeden from the RTS days would've borrowed heavily from the tradional look of demons that involves horns and hooves and tails.  Pitchforks were apparently at the smithy's for a restoration at the time.  Dranei would've just followed whatever came after.

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On 1/1/2017 at 3:04 AM, Bluemoon said:

What's more alarming are the quilboar encampment the barrens. On one side, you have a orc settlement (crossroads), on the other you have the quilboar pig/humanoid hybrid) camps. Now... What rests on the middle?.. A population of various animals including, but not limited to, the fucking mottled boar, that's what! From this, the only logical conclusion is the orcs, at some point, went balls deep into some pork and, being filth themselves, shared enough genetic similarities with the pig to  allow the production of the abomination that is the quilboar. Just my two cents. 💕 

Pig farms dude.  Orcs feed their armies with pig farms.  Sure, maybe they prefer conquering the boars since there might be more martial "honor" in it, but I'd put my money on lazy peons working on pigs that don't fight back much.

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